What snakes are found on cars?
Windshield vipers.
What kind of car does a dog hate?
CorVETS.
My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.
It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.
When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed.
The accident was a Fender bender.
What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A Fjord Escort.
What kind of petrol does Vin use?
Diesel.
I ran my Subi into a lake.
Now it’s a Scubaru.